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8K Sort by: [deleted] โข 3 yr. ago โข Edited 3 yr. ago Context: in army basic training, anything said to a drill sergeant needs to end with their title. Yes, drill sergeant. No, drill sergeant. So early into basic our drill sergeant was handing out rifles. He asks my battle buddy for his serial number. Battle buddy rattles it off.
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Drill Sergeants with the Shark Attacks, and ambushes.. I would have included some Navy DI's, but they don't exist. Ohhh and Air Force. Try again next time.
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Re: Funny Drill Sgt Insults? I was in a long time ago-Goat smelling trainee and maggot was pretty routine. Shitbird and an idea of where the best part of the trainee ran down was common for a particular offense. One drill at Fort Puke loved to regal us with comments about how mad the army was at him because 'higher' always sent him the turds.
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It emerged that the Sergeant's Mess had a chitty system - you didn't pay for your drinks at the time, but signed for them and the total bill was deducted from your pay.. Drill sergeant made them hold hands and pretending to be on a date all week. Only time they could let go of each other's hands was rack time.
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1. Geese! Had one recruit paying attention to a bunch of geese rather than us. Made him get up and chase them all away, as they flew in the air we made him follow them for several hundred feet to make sure they wouldn't come back! I was dying of laughter on the inside. 2.
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6) When it was raining: "Privates, that's not the sound of baby-making music. That's the sound of the sky baptizing the sand you're about to be low-crawling in.". 7) "It's not that god damned difficult, Private. It's not like I asked you to eat a bushel of apples and shit a fruit salad!".
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When thinking back to basic training, one of the fondest memories is usually remembering all of the hilarious phrases drill sergeants used when talking to recruits. Though recruits may find them funny, if they're caught smiling, laughing, or anything of the sort during training, they'll be sure to be receiving some punishment.
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May 25, 2022 4 minute read SUMMARY Far from just marching around and being yelled at by sadistic drill sergeants, basic training can be the source of hilarious stories. Case in point comes from an awesome Far from just marching around and being yelled at by sadistic drill sergeants, basic training can be the source of hilarious stories.
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1. Maj. Benson Winifred Payne ( Major Payne) Technically, this character wasn't a drill instructor, but he did train a group of misfit teens at a military academy. Payne's training regiment wasn't considered dull by any means; he managed to whip his recruits into ship-shape. 2. Sergeant. 1st Class Hulka ( Stripes)
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Not a drill sergeant but when I was in basic I saw three drill sergeants surrounding a private who was laying down, and they were all screaming "GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP RIGHT NOW PRIVATE, YOU TAKE A GODDAMN NAP THIS VERY SECOND YOU POOR TIRED SOUL" (not exact words, but you get the gist of it) I still wonder how he got himself into that.
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7. "You're about as sharp as the leading edge on a bowling ball." 8. "Your tears are like jet fuel to me: if I could bottle them, I'd take them home." 9. "Privates, all I do is eat gunpowder and.
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What are some of your funny Drill Sergeant stories from basic? Could pertain to anything. I'll start. One day we were waiting in line to receive our ammo for a standard .40 qual. Our Drill Sgt was standing next to the ammo point with one of the LT's talking when he spots someone in line behind me without both hands on his M4. He shouts, "HEY!